“The taxpayer: that’s someone who works for the federal government, but doesn’t have to take a civil service examination.”

“The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.”

“You must pay taxes. But there’s no law that says you gotta leave a tip.”

“The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.”

“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.”

“I am proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is I could be just as proud for half the money.”

“The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.”

“In 1790, the nation which had fought a revolution against taxation without representation discovered that some of its citizens weren’t much happier about taxation with representation.”

“The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.”